Re: Ben & Jerry's: Cow milk or breast milk?
Originally Posted by Chip R
And in a semi-related story...
MIDDLETOWN - A 32-year-old woman was sentenced to a month in the Middletown Jail Monday after she was arrested and charged with chasing children, blocking traffic and yelling at police - all while wearing a cow costume.
Michele Allen pleaded guilty Monday in Middletown Municipal Court to one count of disorderly conduct, court officials said.
Middletown police said she chased children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham Road and urinated on a neighbor's porch Saturday night. An officer ordered her to go home and stay there.
About 11 p.m., police were called to the 2400 block of North Verity Avenue after receiving a report that a woman in a cow costume was blocking traffic.
Allen had alcohol on her breath, slurred her words, was belligerent and swore at the officer, a report states.
If a strange woman urinates on my porch, I pray she's wearing a cow costume.
How, then, are those people of the future—who are taking steroids every day—going to look back on baseball players who used steroids? They're going to look back on them as pioneers. They're going to look back at it and say "So what?" - Bill James, Cooperstown and the 'Roids