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Originally Posted by camisadelgolf
Yeah, pretty much. My friends and I judge women and a 0-10 scale. For example, Roseanne Bar would be a 10, and Jennifer Aniston would be a 0. The number represents how many beers we would have to drink to have sex with her.
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That's way too obvious. Especially if you and your friends hang out with other women you have to be covert about rating others around you.
Since this is Redszone, I will share a system my friends and I use that is sure to allow rating of other women....even while with women. We use the baseball average scale. To use your examples, Jennifer Aniston would probably be somewhere around a .350 hitter (HOF candidate). Rosanne would probably be below even Corey Patterson checking in around .050. It's a fool proof scale and if women get suspicious just tell them you are talking about baseball stats and they usually don't know enough to say otherwise. All real men know what a good hitter is...both on the diamond and off so this is a sure fire scale that is bound to give accurate ratings. Just don't try this around the women of Redszone.
My best friend and I love to use this. One time we were at a concert with two other female friends (who we weren't dating just to clarify) and I explained the system to him. We just casually started nodding and mentioning batting averages. The girls had no idea what was going on and finally the one girl just goes "All you guys ever talk about is stupid baseball statistics...doesn't it ever get boring?"
