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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous blonde sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively grabs it out of the air and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater, followed by coffee. After paying for everything, she asks him to walk her home and offers to give him her phone number. Astounded, the guy says, "You are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."
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