Re: Pun time
A man was passing through a small town and needed a haircut. He went in and noticed a lot of Christian material on the walls, scripture quotes and what not, and asked about it. He was told that the barber was also the local Baptist minister. So he came in only to find out that the minister was out that day and his wife, Grace, was cutting hair in his place. The man decided to splurge and also get a shave in addition to the haircut. Grace cut his hair and gave him a nice close shave, he paid her, and then he went on his way. The next day he got up and noticed that his face was still as smooth as it was the day before, and he had always had fast growing facial hair. This continued for four straight days. His face was as smooth as can be. He went back to that small town and stopped in at the barber shop, only to find that the minister was the one cutting hair that day. He inquired about why his facial hair wasn't growing back since he had been there earlier and the minister replied, "You were shaved by Grace. Once shaved, always shaved."