Re: Pun time
At a state-owned zoo in Florida, researchers discovered a species of porpoise that lived forever, as long as they ate the flesh of a certain breed of seagull. Unfortunately, the supply of that particular seagull was low in Florida, so the zoo sent a truck to Texas to bring back more birds.
But as luck would have it, just as the truck was returning to the zoo, a lion escaped from his cage, darted in front of the truck and was run over and killed. The police were called to the accident scene, and cited the truck driver for... transporting gulls across a state lion for immortal porpoises.
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