Re: Who would you pick?
Only five? That's tough, but I'll take a stab at it.
Yachtzee - knows at least two languages; likes Devo; good sense of humor; handy in case of legal problems
RedsManRick - very informed, motivated, and passionate; his posts are well-thought out and articulate
FallsCityBeer - won't bend on anything; he knows he's right, regardless of how right/wrong he is; will out-last any opponent
KittyDuran - everyone loves free stuff
camisadelgolf - he brings beer wherever he goes; exceptional grammar and spelling (despite the frequent alcohol poisoning); likes to talk in third person
westofyou - tends to start the more interesting threads, even if people don't always post much in them
BCubb2003 - his 'random thoughts' are always classic (but should post more)
Matt700wlw - has the ability to reach a large audience; nice guy
RedsMetz - open mind; plays a perfect devil's advocate; great at encouraging a more fluid discussion
Boss-Hog - we need someone to help keep things civil; also handy in the case of bandwith problems