Re: Wacky Crazy Predictions
1. Reds management will ask President Obama to throw out the first pitch on opening day, but Obama refuses citing Castellini's Republican affiliation.
2. John McCain throws out the first pitch, and Sarah Palin shoots it as it travels toward the catcher, then she skins it.
3. Reds make playoffs, and Bruce hits long drive to RF fence, and suddenly an Alien ship appears, catches the ball and the fans go bonkers, on what would have been a game winning home run. The fans throw stuff at the spaceship, causing it to crash in RF.
4. City Council proposes an "Alien Spaceship Museam" for the Riverfront project.
Who's on first?