Re: Reds sign Willy Taveras to 2 year deal....
There just aren't enough actual skills here to build a regular baseball player.
My favorite quote from the BP article on Taveras.
a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.
I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate