Re: Things people say that irritate you
Originally Posted by camisadelgolf
She looked like a dream girl as I was drinking . . .
"I never went to bed with an unattractive person, but I woke with a bunch."
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg