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15fan · 06-25-2009, 10:22 PM

About 5 years ago, we were out in Santa Fe. Wife's aunt took us to a restaurant where I had a pork tenderloin in a chipotle sauce. By the end of the meal, I couldn't feel my lips or tongue, and my eyes didn't stop watering for 10 minutes. Think the sauce was 1/3 lava, 1/3 enriched uranium, and 1/3 matter from the core of the sun. And I licked every drop of sauce off my plate.

If I should have the opportunity to know that what I am about to eat shall be my final meal on earth, I want nothing but fresh Hawaiian pineapple, picked from the plantation that morning.

06-25-2009, 10:22 PM	#5
15fan Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 5,465	Re: The Food Thread About 5 years ago, we were out in Santa Fe. Wife's aunt took us to a restaurant where I had a pork tenderloin in a chipotle sauce. By the end of the meal, I couldn't feel my lips or tongue, and my eyes didn't stop watering for 10 minutes. Think the sauce was 1/3 lava, 1/3 enriched uranium, and 1/3 matter from the core of the sun. And I licked every drop of sauce off my plate. If I should have the opportunity to know that what I am about to eat shall be my final meal on earth, I want nothing but fresh Hawaiian pineapple, picked from the plantation that morning.