Originally Posted by jojo
Alright what is more likely this off season for Cueto:
1) torn labrum discovered?
2) diagnosis of degenerative hip condition forces him to the pen permanently?
4) some combination of the above?
5) Attacked by werewolves but, saved in amazing fashion by the teeny bopper vampire from "Twilight." To save his life from the wounds dispensed to his thumb by the werewolves, the vampire performs a lobotomy. Doesn't make sense to me either however, Dr Kremchek still performs Tommy John surgery days before opening day.