NFL Season Opener (Yawn)
If you love watching inept offenses- both these teams struggle to top 20 points when they play bad defenses- then this game is for you.
My apologies to Steel and all the other traitors on this board, but I'm not sure I can take another year of watching the Steelers defense manhandle people so they can win 13-10.
Pitcher's duels are great- I guess- wouldn't want to watch one every single one of my favorite team's games.
Watching Ben Rothlisberger quarterback is like watching a clock tower dance.
My questions for Steelers fans are this: Can Santonio Holmes- your "Number one" receiver- catch 60 balls this year? Can someone tell me how Willie Parker even has a job? Can Hines Ward still get his gigantic melon into a standard NFL helmet?
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg