Re: Tiger Woods in serious condition after car wreck
Originally Posted by Unassisted
Regardless of who in Tiger's household did what or whether any laws were broken, I doubt that any of us would have the luxury of being able to stiff-arm our local police when they're trying to interview us and investigate something we did. If he gets to play by different rules than we do, it'll drive a wedge into his relationship with the public.
I don't think any of us is required to give a statement to police.
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