Just remember, those of us at Redszone are your buddies and we promise not to submit your early morning posts as evidence...
Seriously, I think GAC is more knowledgable on this than I but I am amazed at how some folks get lesser sentences when the evidence is overwhelming. For example I am in a profession where you lose your license if you're convicted of a felony and a colleage of mine got a DUI and they found some illegal drugs in his car. I figures he was toast. But much to my amazement after a year of haggling it thrown out for lack of evidence.
You've probably heard the ads run locally here by Steven R. Adams. I think his website is www.notguiltyadams.com
I know nothing more than that about the guy but it might be worth a call. Consultations are generally free.
I really hope you get this hassle out of your life as quickly and painlessly as possible. You don't need this.