Re: Funniest DUMB thing you've ever done
Moved into a house at OU and had to light the pilot light on the gas heater. The directions said to let the gas run for 30 seconds before lighting. I turned it on, got distracted (I won't say why), and lost track of time. Came back later, lit a match, and ka-whump. My roommates found me on the floor smoking and I don't mean cigarettes.
I've done the drive-off with the nozzle in the gas tank too. Drove the family home from Cape Cod to Mason in a straight shot and had to get gas at hour 18.5 of a 19 hour drive. Clankthunkwhonk... what's that?... whoops. Didn't tear the hose off though.
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