Congratulations paint. it's been nice knowing you.
Appropriate time for some humor....
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!
My wife is an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but boy can she climb a tree!