Re: New Form of Life Discovered
Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool
Flash forward 25 years...
"A mysterious, glowing, 50-foot creature rampaged through downtown Los Angeles today, leaving a burning wake of destruction in its path."
It seems oddly attracted to arsenic and emits strange fumes that cause people to believe they're Teddy Roosevelt. CHAAAARRRRGE!
Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.