02-02-2011, 01:19 PM
Join Date: Oct 2005
Re: Super Bowl XLV
A Little SB XLV humor on a cold, cold day:
A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As she sits down, a man
comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.
"No," she says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world, and not use it?"
She says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first Super bowl we
haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?".
The woman shakes her head.
"No, they're all at his funeral."
Zero chance the Reds miss the playoffs!