Re: Funniest DUMB thing you've ever done
Originally Posted by Kingspoint
At a baseball game in while in College and I went to get the beers. (Single-A game)
We're sitting down at the 3rd base line and there were a couple of fat chicks in front of us with their legs on the seats in front of them tanning their stretched out legs.
As I'm coming back with the beers, one in one hand, and two in one of those cardboard drink cup containers. Instead of going down to the aisle and going up the row, I decide to take a short-cut diagonally across the seats.
About two rows from our seat, I trip, and of course my only desire is to save the beers.
With no hope of regaining my footing, I sprawl out length-wise handing the single beer in my left hand to a buddy.
With the beers in the cardboard carrier in my right hand I'm able to save them as my prostrate body slams into the back of the seats the girls are sitting in. One of the fat chicks is catapulted completely into the seat in front of as if she had been sitting there all along.
I'm not sure which was funnier....her being catapulted into the seat in front of her, or my flying through the air landing on the ground, but saving all three beers.
I'm lying on the ground below our seats, and the most important part.....neither beer was spilled.
I tripped getting into a hot tub while on vacation in Mexico. I was holding a beer. Every part of me went under except for the hand with the beer. I spilled a little but substantially saved the Corona.
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