Re: Things That Drive You Crazy Part 46
Nah, but one time at a wedding I almost started a fight between husband and wife. Someone found a diamond ring and turned it into me to announce if anyone lost it.
my announcement consisted of me testing it to be a real diamond. I determined, live, that it was cubic zirconium....when the woman came up to get it she starts yelling at her husband...
"I was joking ma'am..."
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg