Originally Posted by Dom Heffner
Nah, but one time at a wedding I almost started a fight between husband and wife. Someone found a diamond ring and turned it into me to announce if anyone lost it.
my announcement consisted of me testing it to be a real diamond. I determined, live, that it was cubic zirconium....when the woman came up to get it she starts yelling at her husband...
"I was joking ma'am..."
You are the original ka-ka disturber, aren't you.... lol!