Re: Did Eisenhower Meet With Aliens in 1954?
Ike met with them, but his staff had misjudged just how small these guys were. Because of that, you know how awkward it is when your guest at the country club doesn't really fit in anyway, on top of having to use the kid clubs they rent out, the round of golf they had planned was a colossal failure. The aliens walked off on the 13th green.
The fact that the aliens went on to partner with the Soviet Union hasn't been revealed, but that is essentially what happened after the fiasco at Congressional. They did, however, give Ike a fake heart, which allowed him to finish out two terms. Without it, he would have been dead in six months.
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