Originally Posted by LoganBuck
This is torture. Pure torture.
You didn't get the memo. It's still early and any criticism of the offense is premature and the Reds scored a lot of runs last year and any move to change things would be a panic move and any critic of the offense thinks the sky is falling and it's a small sample size and it's BABIP and every team has slumps and you can envision a real hot streak on the horizon and "I'm not worried about the offense" and handedness doesn't matter and the Reds offense is better than the Cards offense and wait till we play the weaker teams and wait till we hit at GABP and wait till we face some weaker pitchers and we're just running into some hot pitchers right now, and these guys will all hit their baseball card.
I got the memo, so I'm satisfied. It's all good.