Originally Posted by LoganBuck
Another one in general is people that post about where projectile vomit from their children ended up, and what time they had to clean it.
A girl I went to college with once posted about her baby's "poopsplosion". That warranted an immediate defriending.
I realize this may be limited to my sphere of social interaction, but actresses (it's always actresses) who post albums full of gorgeous, highly retouched headshots under the guise of "Help me pick, I can't choose!!" also get an immediate defriending. Not only is this annoying and attention-seeking, it's unprofessional.