I'm so disappointed.
Not in Phil, but in the rest of you.
Doesn't anyone watch the Simpsons? Didn't anyone ever make a prank phone call?
Two full pages of Phil talking about Amanda, and no one has come up with a witty question or comment about her whether her last name is something like, oh, I don't know, Hugandkiss.
That's sad, people. I can only hope that if someone starts talking about someone named I.P., you do a lot better.
And Phil - good for you.