[Blitz Dorsey]

Fay is hilariously behind the times when announcing these signings on Twitter. If he's going to tweet them, he should do it when everyone else finds out and simply post a disclaimer that the signings are unofficial. You know, like most other baseball writers do. Then you can come back later and say it's official when the team says it's official. But he just makes himself look foolish IMO. (Per usual.)

It would be funny if someone tweeted back at him "Reds sign Joey Votto." (Not that I would condone that type of behavior.)