[RedsFanInBama]

OK, so apparently after Bryce Harper's first at-bat today, Guillen complained to the home-plate umpire that Harper had his pine tar too far up the bat. So next time Harper comes up, he has a new bat and he kind of puts it out to show Ozzie, sort of like, "Is this ok?" At that point, Ozzie loses it, starts yelling his F-Yous and calling Harper every name in the book. On top of that, he starts yelling at Harper for being "unprofessional." Ozzie Guillen calling someone unprofessional. That's a riot.