Originally posted by Raisor
I found out today that she's NOT a Braves fan. It's worse then that. She's a Rangers fan. She is evil and must be stopped!
Being a Rangers fan is punishment enough in and of itself. Plus, she is now deprived of your "Philness".
Don't give her any power over your moods. She had her chance, and she chose a shallow pretty boy over the MAN we all know and respect.
She flunked the IQ test. It would have been doomed to failure. Lick your wounds, and go on to greener pastures. Your woman is still out there, undiscovered, and waiting for you.