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Ryan Kemp allowed an unearned run to tighten things up in Dayton. The Dragons lead 4-3 going into the ninth. In a strange twist Muhammad refused to go to the mound to pitch the ninth, and so they brought the mound to Muhammad. Let's see if that works out for El'Hajj. Nick O'Shea came on for Joey Votto and naturally he doubled. Lucas O'Rear worked a scoreless frame for Dayton, who surely must lead the league in apostrophied names.

Some posts are so good you just gotta go with them twice. This, however, is not one of those posts.