The Billy Hamilton Drinking Game
Here's something you can all do along with me to add a little action to the postseason.
Each time a situation arises in which the Reds could use Billy Hamilton, drink two shots of your favorite intoxicating liquor.
Each time a situation arises in which you're glad to have Cairo and Valdez on the postseason roster, drink two shots of wheatgrass and then run a lap around the block.
Methinks that the participants in this game are more likely to end up in emergency rooms than improving their digestive and cardiovascular health.
How, then, are those people of the future—who are taking steroids every day—going to look back on baseball players who used steroids? They're going to look back on them as pioneers. They're going to look back at it and say "So what?" - Bill James, Cooperstown and the 'Roids