Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman
Dude. It was a close play. If the ump calls a ball, I bet you check the smug at the door.
I bet I go "dude...that was way to close" and nervously appreciate the call.
But whatever. I don't know baseball because some guy who put me on ignore thinks umpires somehow see a TBS graphic showing a pitch .25 off the plate and call it accordingly.