Re: The Autograph Thread
I have golf pro relatives who will personally testify Tiger Woods doesn't sign.
Other terrible signers?
Would you believe Will Ferrell?
Hardest one in Hollywood- it's so rare that if you got one, nobody would believe it's real.
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg