Re: Reds Sign Jonathan Broxton- 3 Years, $21m; 4th Year option
Originally Posted by 757690
I'm reminded of a John Kruk story:
He was eating ribs at a nice restaurant, very sloppily and aggressively, when a woman came up to him aghast. She told him he should be ashamed of himself, considering he was an athlete. To which he replied, "Lady, I ain't an athelte, I'm a baseball player."
The way I heard it, he was smoking a cigarette.
The widow is gathering nettles for her children's dinner; a perfumed seigneur, delicately lounging in the Oeil de Boeuf, hath an alchemy whereby he will extract the third nettle and call it rent. ~ Carlyle