Originally Posted by Razor Shines
1: Because they farted in his general direction.
2: Because he was farting on the team.
3: Brad Stevens farted on Zeller and he couldn't keep the tears out of his eyes.
4: The fog of farts made it look like Hinkle.
5: Because of all the farting.
I tried to answer those questions with as much sincerity as you put into asking them.
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The last one was a joke, the rest are all legitimate questions, understandable you can't/won't try to answer them, however.