Originally Posted by oneupper
I've been to Terre Haute. We stopped into a warehouse store and at checkout, I asked the cashier:
"We're from out of town. How do you pronounce the name of this place?"
She said slowly..
My friend from California was in a Waffle House somewhere in the south and ordered an egg and cheese sandwich, he asked the waitress what sort of cheese they had.
She took her fingers and made a pattern, and said "SQUAAARE"