Re: Dear Cincinnati Reds
For those not familiar with the OP's body of work, I encourage you to search.
I saw the name and knew exactly how the thread would go.
I have OP's identity narrowed down to three possibilities:
1. Mentally challenged drop dead gorgeous 20-something that likes to chase ballplayers. --I'd like to believe this, but I doubt it.
2. Just some random internet savvy but mentally challenged 6 year old who somehow found their way to RZ. --Slightly more likely
3. Troll --WinWinChickenDin
Seriously...if you like VERY dry humor, grab some corn and do a search. It's like opening the fridge, when you are "kind of hungry." You won't be disappointed but don't expect to walk away with anything useful afterwards either.
Phillips declined to speak for reporters, but Cueto minced no words.
“I see that I have great numbers,” he said. “I thought the way I pitched this year, I’d have a chance to go to the All-Star Game. I don’t know what happened. I don’t if know the manager of All-Star Game is pissed at me because I went out with one of his girlfriends.”