Re: Dear Cincinnati Reds
For those not familiar with the OP's body of work, I encourage you to search.
I saw the name and knew exactly how the thread would go.
I have OP's identity narrowed down to three possibilities:
1. Mentally challenged drop dead gorgeous 20-something that likes to chase ballplayers. --I'd like to believe this, but I doubt it.
2. Just some random internet savvy but mentally challenged 6 year old who somehow found their way to RZ. --Slightly more likely
3. Troll --WinWinChickenDin
Seriously...if you like VERY dry humor, grab some corn and do a search. It's like opening the fridge, when you are "kind of hungry." You won't be disappointed but don't expect to walk away with anything useful afterwards either.
"And why do false truths persist, getting passed down the decades as if they were fact? It comes back to the same point: People believe things that are wrong because, individually, people rarely investigate their own beliefs, particularly when what they believe makes sense intuitively. Even more so when those around them agree with them." -K.F.