Re: Dear Cincinnati Reds
Originally Posted by Bob Sheed
For those not familiar with the OP's body of work, I encourage you to search.
I saw the name and knew exactly how the thread would go.
I have OP's identity narrowed down to three possibilities:
1. Mentally challenged drop dead gorgeous 20-something that likes to chase ballplayers. --I'd like to believe this, but I doubt it.
2. Just some random internet savvy but mentally challenged 6 year old who somehow found their way to RZ. --Slightly more likely
3. Troll --WinWinChickenDin
Seriously...if you like VERY dry humor, grab some corn and do a search. It's like opening the fridge, when you are "kind of hungry." You won't be disappointed but don't expect to walk away with anything useful afterwards either.
If I had the power to ban, you'd be gone, bro. Totally classless post.
"I talked to an advance scout that told me if Joey Votto and Albert Pujols were on the same team he'd advise his team to do the unthinkable...pitch around Votto to get to Pujols." - Buster Olney, ESPN