Reds really should sign Jim Thome
Not because we necessarily need him*, but because I want him...
The guy might be the most universally likable player in baseball, and he's got some legendary numbers that still somehow manage to get overlooked. He's a slam-dunk first-ballot HoF'er and I've always admired his power and his character. Seeing him in Cincy red sure would be nice, even in a small role.
*I guess he's not an awful fit... That LH pop off the bench would be very nice.