[BoydsOfSummer]

First rule you have to remember about 'ol Pete: What's in it for Pete?

The more attention the 'roids get, the better he looks in comparison, crime-wise.

Baseball brawls are so comical. Back in the day, Tyrus Cobb met an umpire under the bleachers for a real scrap. Instead of fining and suspending them, they should make them really go at it one on one. That would be better punishment for the affair.