Re: Pete just said he thinks Tracy Jones juiced
Originally Posted by BoydsOfSummer
First rule you have to remember about 'ol Pete: What's in it for Pete?
The more attention the 'roids get, the better he looks in comparison, crime-wise.
Baseball brawls are so comical. Back in the day, Tyrus Cobb met an umpire under the bleachers for a real scrap. Instead of fining and suspending them, they should make them really go at it one on one. That would be better punishment for the affair.
This story should be used as an excuse for umpires and players to have a gun duel in a parking garage in modern times.
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg