Re: We are not mocking the Cubs enough
The Cubs have apparently hired Tom Tango.
This is not to mock the Cubs for making the move, but rather to wish Mr. Tango well and hope that the stench of Cubdom does not follow him when he inevitably realizes the error of his ways ("Whiskey Tango Foxtrot was I thinking?") and latches on with a real MLB team.
"I can make all the stadiums rock."