Re: We are not mocking the Cubs enough
Originally Posted by joshua
1908 - The Cubs win their most recent World Series
4 years after that - Arizona becomes a state.
86 years after that - Arizona gets an MLB team.
3 years after that - The Diamondbacks win the World Series.
Thinking about this makes me laugh. Hard.
I watched an interleague game in Tampa against the Cubs and it made me realize the reason they put their games on TV was because even they can't stand to watch a game with their fans.
I saw a guy literally go nuts over a bloop single that dropped two feet past third. Like seriously losing his mind happy.
If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. --Mitch Hedberg