Re: Taylor Swift Fan Letters Found in Dumpster
This story would have been better if it had been fan letters from Taylor Swift found in a dumpster. Like if she was totally infatuated with say Ryan Gosling (who isnt'?).
Gosling's agent says "Hey Ryan, I gotta another box full of letters from Taylor, what would you like me to do with them?"
"Are you kidding? Toss them in that dumpster out back. There are three girls in my trailer right now that are hotter than her.....yes unopened, I want her to know."
"three dimes, a one hundred dollar bill and and 87 ones..."