Originally Posted by jojo
Strawmen apparently need restraining orders though.
BTW, Chapman wants to be a closer. I doubt he's pining for pine tar.
Yeah, that's why Chapman wants to be a closer - to avoid having to hit. Clearly it's the only explanation. In fact that's why he defected from Cuba. He just couldn't abide playing in a country without the DH rule.
And along with be bad at analogies and summation, and not getting LeDoux's jokes (at all), you've now taken up strawman misidentification.