What Joey is going through at the plate is one of the oddest things I've ever seen in baseball. Can't buy a hit or RBI, but OBPing around .500. This is bizarro world stuff.
"I talked to an advance scout that told me if Joey Votto and Albert Pujols were on the same team he'd advise his team to do the unthinkable...pitch around Votto to get to Pujols." - Buster Olney, ESPN