Re: Things you hear in a bar
Bartender to the grasshopper sitting at the bar: "We have a drink named after you."
Grasshopper to bartender: "No kidding. You have have a drink named Irving?"
"I have just been more than a little suspect of all the trades since the Willy (Scott Williamson) cash grab. That one left such a bad taste in my mouth that even a 1985 Dom Pérignon couldn't cleanse it." -- Creek14