Re: Votto: where's his head lately?
Give him a day pass at the Cincinnati Museum Center. I hear the Omninax movie about butterflies is good. Also the Edward Henry Potthast painting exhibition at the Cincinnati Art Museum is pretty cool. Let him browse men' clothing at Romualdo in Madeira. Take him to dinner and martinis at The Precinct or Nada's (or the Senate if he wants to be hip).
Round it off with a Starbucks gift card and I'd say Joey would have a nice day off.
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