Re: Things I want to learn how to do
1) I've been flailing away at learning Gujarati and French for awhile. Want to get conversational in both.
2) Basic woodworking. I want to build a tree house and be able to house sloths after I herd them.
3) How to train a dog to play dead. "Sparky! Bang." *sopa opera quality long death scene follows*
4) How to finish any book I started writing. So far I've been 40 pages deep 3 times before it was canned.
5) How to build a website that eats other websites. Combo pirate/blue lagoon monster in the making.
6) Basic programming skills.
7) How to ollie on a skateboard.
"Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier'n helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load **** into a truck."