Re: Things I want to learn how to do
Have you read Brian Greene? He's still incomprehensible, but he's entertaining. He also did some shows for Nova with neat special effects. If you watch these, you can fool yourself into thinking that you understand what he's talking about.
Edge trilogy, by me.
Go to the edge of the cliff and jump off. Build your wings on the way down. --Ray Bradbury
What begins at the water shall end there, and what ends there shall once more begin. --Straka