Originally Posted by improbus
The best line I ever heard at a pick up game, "You're taking away from my points." Just classic.
The best line I've used on a court I stole from Nate on this board. I was at a church that I'd never played at before and another new guy really wanted to play shirts and skins, he was told the church preferred we not play shirts and skins but for some reason this dude kept making it an issue. So when there was a quiet moment I suggested to the 15 or so strangers standing around half court "Well, if we can't play shirts and skins will they let us play shorts and skins?"
I got a couple laughs and a lot of stares. I don't know if Nate came up with that line or if he heard if from somewhere else, but I've used it a few times and it always makes me laugh.